Where is <i>Pokemon Bank</i>?


Alex Phillimore Alex Phillimore: (alex.phillimore-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2014-01-05 05:31:02

Where is Pokemon Bank?


Where is Pokemon Bank?

Is it upstairs, in the attic with the antiques?

Is it downstairs, with the murder victim and the crayon set?

Is it in the living room, under a cushion?

No, I see it not.

Is it in the bathroom with the didgeridoo?

Is it in the guest bedroom behind an old painting?

I pull the portrait down and admire the wall.

I see no Pokemon Bank at all.

December promises were best kept in good faith.

But now I don't trust the phrase 'Cloud-based'.

Where's the infrastructure to follow through?

Not on 3DS nor on Wii U.

Maybe Pokemon Bank is in the kitchen sink?

Perhaps it's in the water fountain?

The garden?

The pond?

The little storage cupboard?

My bedroom?

The en suite?

Under the carpet?

The walls are melting.

"Here, Pokemon Bank," I whistle to attract.

All I want is my Gen 4 Pokemon back.

A hushed voice on the internet solicits a rumour.

It clogs inside my brain like a tumour.

"January 7th" - the internet sets the pace.

Nintendo: don't end up with egg on your face.

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