Alex Phillimore: (alex.phillimore-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2014-03-05 13:02:37
Dawn of the New World Memory Tonic
I have a bad memory.
I forget things that happened three, maybe four minutes ago.
That's why I buy Dawn of the New World Memory Tonic!
Now whenever I feel as if I've forgotten something someone just said to me, I can just take my tonic and have it reiterated to me again and again!
The tonic has changed my life and has given me the confidence to never forget important information again.
What's that? A heart-felt speech about making the world a better place?
"Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality?"
A dwarven vow?
A guy telling me to stand up for myself or I'll be flayed and eaten?
Something about my destiny and a prophesy that can change the course of the future?
Already, after no more than four minutes, I've forgotten these significant events and need reminding.
Good job I have my Dawn of the New World Memory Tonic handy to play the scenes back to me in vivid detail!
Now I remember! Thank you, Memory Tonic! Now I can keep playing my game, safe in the knowledge that I remember the significant events that transpired a few minutes ago.
Wait, what was that about a prophesy again?