Alex Phillimore: (alex.phillimore-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2014-09-22 14:16:12
Harry Potter and the Wand of Villainy
Ron: Harry no, please don't do this...
Harry: I am sorry Ron but you said it yourself: you have to 'practice what you preach'
Ron: But Scabby never meant for Chew to die! It was an accident! He didn't know he was suffering from Bubonic plague!
Harry: Enough with the excuses, Ron. Look around you - you think anyone cares about you?
Harry: Exactly, no one gives one tiny little shit about you, Ronald! Other students are getting on with their day, as if you don't even exist.
Ron: Harry don't do it! Don't cast the spell!
Harry: I'll cast the spell for I am mighty. Argyle Existarto!
Ron: No Harry, you are ceasing me from existing. I feel my body fading. Why? WHY?
Harry: I was supposed to end up with Hermit you fool. You took her for your own.
Ron: I will give her back Harry I swear! I am too orange!
Harry: Nothing can save you now, Ron. You are at my mercy. I will murder you here on the steps of Hogwart and on the grass.
Ron: Harry you heathen, you are not a nice boy!
Harry: Let me introduce you to the true cupboard under the stairs: Hell!
Ron: Ahhh! Harry, Harry no! I do not like this. No!!
Harry: Bwahahaha Destructio Imperitus!
Ron: AHHH AHHH!! AHH!!! Hula.
Harry: Good Ron is dead. Do not mess with me. You are next, Cedick!!!!