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Chuck Norris


Dee Yun Dee Yun: (contact-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2006-05-29 06:09:13

Chuck Norris


I'm not entirely sure what spawned the current "Chuck Norris" internet craze, but well, the world wide web is a persistent cauldron for such strange brews. These crazy statements belie the fact that he was a world class martial artist, having once even defeated Bruce Lee on points.

Here are some more of my favorites that we were unable to work into the strip:

Ghosts are caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.

Bruce Lee didn't actually die. He got kicked by Chuck Norris and broke into two pieces - Jackie Chan and Jet Li.

There is no theory of evolution; only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live.

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