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EA Sports Rewind

Dee Yun Dee Yun: (contact-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2008-05-23 06:09:21

Feel Free to Cheat

I'm sure all of us have quit out of our game, rebooted our console, or reloaded the most recent save point, because we were discontented with events in our videogame, but EA is making it more convenient than ever. Options are good, but this one will sap all the drama and tension out of the contest.

However, I've wanted this power in real life since I was a kid. My mouth used to get me into trouble, and it would've been great to rewind choice statements that earned me an ass kicking or incurred the ire of girls I liked. Hell, I'd love it now so I could undo ever seeing the Star Wars prequels.

This is our second consecutive comic strip centered around homophobia. Unrequited love is always a source of amusement for me, and the culture of the NFL seems to rival that of Xbox Live. Between players and management, I can't imagine that any gay football player will come out of the closet anytime soon.

It's too bad they can't use the tactic I sometimes employ online:

THEM: You're a fag!
ME: How'd you know? Ohmigosh, you must be gay too!
THEM: Huh...what? Suck my cock you homo!
ME: Sure! But I need a little foreplay first. Want to play tummy sticks?

That's usually the point where they start gibbering. Bigots are so easy to break.

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