Dee Yun: (contact-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2008-09-05 09:15:46

Beat It; It's the Cocks!

So Vargas, Joel, Paul and I are driving along Sunset Boulevard on our way for a late steak dinner, and I notice that there is nary a pimp or streetwalker to be seen. It used to be Los Angeles' primary red-light district, but it looked like a street that I wouldn't entirely mind strolling down with my family. That's when I comment (keeping in mind that I'm not particularly fond of the police due to past experiences), "The cocks sure have cleaned up Sunset."

My buddies promptly lost it, and the evening's discourse quickly degenerated into mock Freudian slips centering around...steaks.

Also, Vargas specifically requested a strip questioning his sexuality. The answer is "very".