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Dee Yun: (contact-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2008-09-22 05:10:15
Ultimate Special Edition
Not so long ago, on a DVD near you...
It is a period of disillusionment. George Lucas, striking from Skywalker Ranch, shits on your childhood and frolics nude in piles of your money. Cackling, he continues to churn out increasingly defiled versions of Sci-Fi's ultimate movies. Clinging to fleeting hope, fanboys flood forums and petitions begging for a Blu-Ray release of the theatrical versions.
The response was a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of nerds cried out in despair and were silenced.