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Dee Yun Dee Yun: (contact-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2008-12-08 07:50:35

I Have A Big List of Comic Strip Ideas


They all revolve around two jokes: "direness" or penises. You get a double dose today with the unheralded, first ever combination of the two. No need to thank me. We aim to please here at Direman Penis.

We're going to be kicking up a game of Diplomacy. It's a strategy game involving the European powers at the dawn of the 20th century. For a hardcore strategy game, its mechanics are extraordinarily simple. The complexity arises from the necessity of ever mutating alliances between the seven players.

We're currently up to six committed participants, but I may bow out to simply adjudicate the game. We're going to be using the website/forums to communicate the turns and results, and I'm also going to be blogging about the shenanigans. I do want to play (this idea arose from the desire), but as the individual collecting and executing turn orders, it is technically possible for me to cheat by peeking at them before settling on my own. In truth, this is actually impossible, as I am of unimpeachable moral character. My honesty is legendary for its steadfastness and sensuality. But between appearances and the effort of coordinating the entire event, I'm contemplating sitting out. Depending on this, we need either one or two more players.

Hit me up at contact-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com or the appropriate forum thread if you're interested. No previous Diplomacy experience is required, although it wouldn't hurt. What is mandatory is a commitment to meet deadlines for turn orders (I'm thinking twice a week), and to stick around for the game's entire duration - I'm expecting it to run for many months.

Sympathetic shoutouts to my homies Paul and Ben, who are currently afflicted by RRODed Xboxes. I feel ya. I'm on #4 myself.

Now Playing - ZOMG our crew is Dominating Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare again (360), LittleBigPlanet (PS3)
Xbox Live/PSN/Company of Heroes Gamertag - Vawce

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