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Tentacleye Tentacleye: (contact-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2008-02-05 10:56:02

Dear Diary...

It's hard being a parasitic tentacleye. Master Vawce was snoring all night and just when I was finally about to fall asleep, I realized I had to use the restroom. I tried to be all mellow about it so as not to jangle myself into complete wakefulness, but on the way back, I stubbed my tentacle. Damn, that hurts!

Anyhow, I can't fall back sleep, so I thought I'd update my web log. Sorry, I haven't posted in awhile, but Master Vawce and I were captured and beaten. And then we were stuck in prison for weeks, without any Bausch and Lomb: Moisture Eyes Lubricant Artificial Tears! That effer Dave scratched my cornea - what a big jerk he is! I hope his car hits a land mine and flips over and paralyzes him, and then has to watch man-eating pigs slowly devour him from the legs up!

Anyhow, things are better now. We're pretending to be reformed, but I'm sure we'll try to conquer or destroy the world again later. In the meantime, here's some more of my poetry for you:

Dry tentacleye

Great pain but no moisture tears

No hentai for me

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