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Grind and Punishment

Dee Yun Dee Yun: (contact-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2011-05-30 02:54:34

Grind and Punishment

Man, those commie Chinese are capitalist as fuck. They've got their convicts grinding World of Warcraft gold in 12 hour shifts. So when you buy virtual gold online, just know that some prisoner grinded for that at night after a long day of making chopsticks and car seats.

That's initiative. In California, I pay taxes so felons can hang out, working out and getting buffer while they educate each other on how to be more efficient criminals. Well, yes, there is the forcible sodomy, but aside from that, they're getting the better end of this equation. We need to put them to work, like the Chinese are doing. I've got potholes in my neighborhood that need filling. If that's not feasible due to security concerns, put them in giant hamster wheels to provide wattage for our electrical grid.

I'm still looking for someone who hasn't played Portal 2 co-op on the Xbox 360. If you fit that description and would like to help me get one last achievement, message me (Vawce) on Xbox Live please. Thanks.

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