Dee Yun: (contact-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2011-08-22 03:51:47

iPhone > Sex

The iPhone is an undeniably sexy piece of tech, and a watershed marker in consumer electronics history. I just happened to land on the Android side of the turf war because Verizon didn't offer the iPhone at the time I forayed into smartphones, and I didn't want to deal with AT&T (due to a wretched previous customer experience).

That hasn't stopped me from staring longingly at my friends' iPhones, as they grow sleeker and more resplendent with every iteration (ignoring that antenna fiasco). But as iPhones grow ever chimerical, they hypnotize their users into haunted shades that formerly behaved like people. I mean, I was perturbed when I saw the survey data indicating that iPhone users preferred their chrome and plastic mini-monoliths over dental hygiene, but was flabbergasted when I saw that they preferred their phones over FUCKING. They've all lost their goddamned minds.

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Dee Yun: (contact-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2011-08-21 23:46:42

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