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Dee Yun: (contact-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2006-03-15 08:16:43
The Other Male Crotch-Related Comedy
As far as I can tell, we at Direman Press are the first to tap this unmined source of humor. As always, we bring to you only the most erudite, sophisticated comedy. After a smattering of anecdotal research, I've come to the conclusion that this phenomenon afflicts all men, and only men. What in the heck is this? Is it the prostate that clenches? I can't seem to find any medical literature about it.
[Edit: Ok, after gathering more anecdotal evidence, it seems that my Caucasian compatriots are immune to this affliction. Anybody with more insight, please feel free to discuss this in the forums.]