Who <3 Pandas?

What should I be digressing about?

Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby Parsifal on Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:07 am

But the argument isn't how smart the people using them as tools are. In the first definition you provided as an example it states a lack of mental capacity and the absence of awareness of their use. And then in telling me that they aren't tools you backed up the facts given in definition 1. You sir, win teh intarnets.
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby David Yun on Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:29 am

No, I think it's an elaborate ruse on the part of the pandas. They have manipulated us into providing luxurious habitats, the finest feed, and preeminent health care for them. We treat them with the utmost loving care. We even provide panda porn for them, in the hopes of stimulating them to propagate their species.

Who's tooling who?
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby steve on Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:14 pm

well played sir
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby Mike on Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:23 pm

David Yun wrote:No, I think it's an elaborate ruse on the part of the pandas. They have manipulated us into providing luxurious habitats, the finest feed, and preeminent health care for them. We treat them with the utmost loving care. We even provide panda porn for them, in the hopes of stimulating them to propagate their species.

Who's tooling who?


Jokes on them when the Zookeeper is a bear rapist.
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby Mike on Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:47 pm

STUPID SITE CRASH. Re-typing this out.

Imagine it...

Lon-lon the panda is cowering in a corner of his enclosure as he hears footsteps coming down the back hallway. The zookeeper runs his flashlight along the bars as he takes a swig from his handle of JD. He stumbles, dropping the bottle as it shatters on the damp ground. The footsteps get closer. Lon-Lon pushes his back against the corner as if trying to osmose through it. The keeper turns the key to the gate and looks at Lon-lon with hate and lust. He puts his hand on Lon-Lon's shoulder....

Then it all goes blank. Lon-lon retreats to his closet land where nothing real is real.


Now tell me....

would you wanna fuck some ugly panda bitch after that? I dunno if I would...
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby james on Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:50 pm

I hate you Mike... My boss sits next to me... I almost could not contain my laughter... Poor Panda. :cry:
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby steve on Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:23 pm

you just kinda brought it all together there
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby Mike on Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:45 pm

Image

Lon-Lon would say this.
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