Who <3 Pandas?

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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby Parsifal on Thu May 22, 2008 9:42 pm

Oh sure, pandas are cute and whatnot. But they're really just big, fuzzy tools.
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby Parsifal on Thu May 22, 2008 9:45 pm

james wrote:I don't see why the mystical beaver never thought of that.

Because it's too busy making itself unattainable.
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby steve on Thu May 22, 2008 9:57 pm

sounds more like slaves...tools do it by choice
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby Mike on Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:47 pm

steve wrote:sounds more like slaves...tools do it by choice


A hammer didn't choose to be a hammer.

Your logic is flawed, sir.
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby steve on Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:42 pm

1. tool - One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.

2. tool - Someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.

Jane is a tool because she dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just becuase Carson Daly told her to.

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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby Mike on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:26 pm

steve wrote:2. tool - Someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.

Jane is a tool because she dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just becuase Carson Daly told her to.

Per http://www.urbandictionary.com/



HAHA!!!!! I LOVE it.

Also... "I Don't shop at Abercrombie and Fitch... I only shop on Melrose... I'm the anti-trendy"

Just as tool-ish, tbqh.
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby Parsifal on Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:41 pm

steve wrote:1. tool - One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.


Couldn't it be argued that panda's do not posses the mental capacity to know that they are being used?
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby Mike on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:05 pm

Parsifal wrote:
steve wrote:1. tool - One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.


Couldn't it be argued that panda's do not posses the mental capacity to know that they are being used?


No
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby steve on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:05 pm

and tho they have the characteristics of a tool, they do lack the mental capacity to know; making them innocent in this context. therefore you're taking away from the genius of the people who used said innocent creatures by displacing your bias on the poor bears.

pandas are cool, deal with it.
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Re: Who <3 Pandas?

Postby Mike on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:07 pm

steve wrote:and tho they have the characteristics of a tool, they do lack the mental capacity to know; making them innocent in this context. therefore you're taking away from the genius of the people who used said innocent creatures by displacing your bias on the poor bears.

pandas are cool, deal with it.


You're taking away from the genius of YOUR FACE!

HAW HAW!

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