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Batman Favorite Lines (possible spoilars)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:25 pm
by Mike
Steve and I were shooting shit at eachother the other day. Figured it'd be a fun way to see what lines everybody else liked. It'll give us introspection into the deepest reaches of your soooooooooouls.

"I'm like a dog chasing a car. I just don't know what I'd do if I actually CAUGHT one."

Re: Batman Favorite Lines (possible spoilars)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:49 pm
by Gobbob
"You're lucky...He's not"
"Your driver"
*cue car flippage"

-Gobbob, hehe

Re: Batman Favorite Lines (possible spoilars)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:01 pm
by David Yun
Not a line as such, but I loved how he "fixed" his hair before talking to Rachel.

Re: Batman Favorite Lines (possible spoilars)

PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:24 am
by JohnP
The Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent?
[nobody responds; The Joker walks around the room pointing with his shotgun at everyone]
The Joker: You know where Harvey is? You know who he is?
[grabs a man's face]
The Joker: You know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him about something. Just something, a little.
[turns the man's face away]
The Joker: No...
The Joker: You know, I'll settle for his loved ones.
Gentleman at Party: We're not intimidated by thugs!
The Joker: [as he smacks his lips] You know, you remind me of my father.
[pulls out his switchblade and brings it to the Gentleman's mouth]
The Joker: I hated my father!
Rachel Dawes: [off screen] Okay, stop!
[turns to face Rachel, tosses the Gentleman to his thugs and approaches Rachel, adjusting his hair with the knife]
The Joker: Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze, hmm? And you *are* beautiful.
[hovers around the incredibly nervous Rachel]
The Joker: You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em?
[grabs Rachel's head and positions the knife by her mouth]
The Joker: Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...
[mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue]
The Joker: myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
[Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he meerly laughs it off]
The Joker: A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.

Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: [laughs] Kill you? I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, you... you complete me.

Re: Batman Favorite Lines (possible spoilars)

PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:24 pm
by steve
" It's not about's about sending a message. Everything burns."