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The Jedi Church

Postby tSB Whirlwind on Sat May 24, 2008 5:25 pm

Found this pretty incredible. Apparently, some people got together and formed a Church that follows the way of the Jedi, found it pretty interesting.

http://www.jedichurch.com/
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Re: The Jedi Church

Postby trebuchet on Sun May 25, 2008 10:08 am

Dude. I don't know how long this church has been around but I seriously need them to sanction an...um...ah, yes, an "inquest" as to the nature of the blasphemous doctrine known as midichlorians.
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Re: The Jedi Church

Postby MadCat on Sun May 25, 2008 10:24 pm

trebuchet wrote:Dude. I don't know how long this church has been around but I seriously need them to sanction an...um...ah, yes, an "inquest" as to the nature of the blasphemous doctrine known as midichlorians.


So they can have a division into Orthodox Jedi (originals only) and Reform Jedi (accept the prequels)? ;)

Actually, I think the whole idea is pretty cool. I appreciate any church that seems to have the feeling of universal acceptance and oneness, as opposed to exclusion and intolerance. Even if it did have its origins at least somewhat in parody, I think it has some good ideas.
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Re: The Jedi Church

Postby trebuchet on Wed May 28, 2008 9:04 am

Actually, I think I'd fall under Hasidic Jediism. ;)
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Re: The Jedi Church

Postby Mike on Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:15 pm

trebuchet wrote:Actually, I think I'd fall under Hasidic Jediism. ;)


LOL!

I was gonna say "so you have like an uber padawan rat-tail" then realized how contradictory that would be.

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Re: The Jedi Church

Postby Mike on Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:28 pm

trebuchet wrote:Actually, I think I'd fall under Hasidic Jediism. ;)


LOL!

I was gonna say "so you have like an uber padawan rat-tail" then realized how contradictory that would be.

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Re: The Jedi Church

Postby trebuchet on Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:51 am

Yeah, what's stronger AIDS or The Force? I guess George Lucas no longer concerns himself with such trivial matters like "credibility" and "internal logic." He's now the biggest, fattest kid in the sandbox who'll only play with you if you follow his archaic rules of conduct, only now no one wants to play his silly games.

George Lucas is an apostate. He may have helped to found our great religion but he has fallen from the purer faith. :ugeek:
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