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Postby David Yun on Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:28 pm

This may be the single stupidest sidelining injury I've ever heard of:

"Giants reliever Keiichi Yabu missed two games in April when he was attacked by his very own elastic exercise band. He attached it to the clothes hook in his locker. But the band slithered off the hook, zapped him in the eye and knocked his vision out of whack for a couple of days. When Yabu got to his locker the next day, he found the exercise band tied up and attached to a note from the trainer that read: "NO!""
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Postby Karazorel on Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:25 pm

I saw some news article about some pitcher putting his son to bed and while fluffing the pillow or something it messed up his shoulder/arm. Can't remember which pitcher but they talked about it on yahoo news saying it was the most ridiculous injury ever.
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Postby trebuchet on Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:53 am

Man, some athletes are like fine-tuned sports cars: one little bump in the road and it's another $50,000 to fix her.
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Postby Mike on Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:33 pm

Fuckin' sissies.
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