by Kodi on Sat May 09, 2009 9:30 pm
A tattered, partially burned note with a badly pressed russian seal reads:
Hello! Russia has been overrun by The Mongolian Horde. Again.
*the next part is illegible due to a spatter of blood, and the handwriting has changed afterwards*
I am apologizing for the blood now. The man writing previously was telling me I should be diplomatic.
Then another man who is now writing for me convinced me I should apologize for what I did to the first man that got blood on this paper.
*several more beginnings of sentances have been written and scratched out.*
I will NOT burn and pillage your villages and/or steal your horses, children, money, etc.
I also will not *another blood spatter and handwriting change*
I am friendly! Lets be friends!
-Linda Khan
-Kodi