Role-Playing Thread/Open Press

[Dave]

They were too hard to handle. We... gave up.

[Mike]

From the office of the Goat's Hoof:

You fuckin' frog and kraut tossers is gonna wish you didn't do that. We're fuckin' strong in the moat (even with you frog poofs in there) and we'll fuckin' stay that way then, lads! You sallies are gonna be bogged down long enough to have a fuckin' massive firm on your arses by the time we're gone.

SO WE SAY COME ON, YA FUCKIN' WANKERS!

ENGA-LAND, ENGA-LAND, ENGA-LAND!!!!

[Kodi]

Hmmm, that gives me an idea...

The Sultana asks France to surrender to her!

Just sign here.

[Dave]

No... it's too far to go to sign zee paipers... too hard to geeve up... I geeve up to geeving up...

[Dave]

Zee ruse to zee Swiss was foiled. England, she is craftier than expected, with her fleets still looking at us and zee channel taken back while we were geeving some of our troops a view of Wales. We cannot hope to win zis battle against an opponent who fights back. We... we geeve up.

[Kodi]

The Sultana wishes everyone to know:

I've decided to take an extended vacation in the americas with a good chunk of the national treasury.

Standing orders have been left with the army to "Let the italians get everything, it'll be funnier if they win."

(no, I'm not going to stop turning in orders, as I promised ;p)