Smack Talk

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Re: Smack Talk

Postby trebuchet on Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:25 am

@Joel: Hey, New Jersey Clown Car (what is with this league and fucking long-ass names?!?!), you're going to eat shit and die next week, poser! That's right! My teams gonna smack the fake tan off your ass, ya smegma-sucking pillow-biter! :D
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Re: Smack Talk

Postby Zeke on Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:35 am

I couda swore yous was a Raider fan, but you're trottin out a Bronco QB and a Ravens RB. This tan ain't fake you just hatin. And you can just call me the JETS for short.
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Re: Smack Talk

Postby David Yun on Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:57 am

trebuchet wrote:This is true but the only difference is that I wouldn't feel good about stealing candy from children. Unless those kids were dicks.


You and I both know Dave is the Lord Dick Monarch.

Dave wrote:I see lots of foot problems in your reserves...


He called you FOOT PROBLEMS. He's mocking your gouty kidney stones, man. What a horrid human being.
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Re: Smack Talk

Postby David Yun on Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:05 am

trebuchet wrote:"my reserves are so precious, gotta save my reserves for...let me see...week EIGHT!"


So....you have faith that Reggie will manage to stay healthy (which he's done in two of six campaigns to date)? And if he doesn't, Redman (who's fighting three injuries, and in the process of being supplanted by Dwyer) or Law Firm (plodding timeshare) will pick up the slack?

And if Baltimore runs Rice into the ground (sounds like they're planning on nearing 400 touches with him)...
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Re: Smack Talk

Postby David Yun on Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:09 am

trebuchet wrote:@Joel: Hey, New Jersey Clown Car (what is with this league and fucking long-ass names?!?!)


Do you say "The Autumn Wind that is the Oakland Raiders" every time you refer to your team? You can just say Clown Car and leave no room for misinterpretation. Dummy!
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Re: Smack Talk

Postby Dave on Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:33 am

@Paul: I'm glad that you're confident nothing will go wrong with your line-up. Guess your back-ups will have plenty of time to get over their foot problems. And I decided to give you some friendly advice because it was pointed out to me that I was being a jerk for ignoring you, even if all you're doing is tossing around personal insults.
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Re: Smack Talk

Postby Mike on Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:03 am

Friendly advice is for pussies. This is the gridiron, bitch.
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Re: Smack Talk

Postby Dave on Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:43 am

@Mike: Sir, I find your misogyny offensive, but not nearly as offensive as putting Gates in your flex spot.
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Re: Smack Talk

Postby Mike on Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:27 am

Can we rename this thread "Helpful lineup criticisms?" Anybody for tea and crumpets after tomorrow's match?
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Re: Smack Talk

Postby David Yun on Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:24 am

I'm Mike!

dumpster dumpster dumpster

your all dick dueling for runner up, because ill be champion with a TE @ flex!

dumpster dump dumpster

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