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Joel Joel: (zeke-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2007-08-13 11:00:02



Steve Steve: (steve-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2007-08-13 15:38:29


but what happens when it's obviously one or the other?

Mike Mike: (mike-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2007-08-13 16:37:06


My favorite Danny not-so-pickup line, but still funny because he was a little tossed... At Outback Steakhouse... after a long conversation with the waitress which ended with Danny convincing her to get him some warm bottles of guinness out of the back...

Waitress: Oh, you're 23, Happy Birthday. I'm 23 also
Danny: What a coincidence!

So Awesome... I lost my mind. <3 Danny

So anyways, browsing old comics I found:

December 29, 2006... Mike is promised a place to swear loudly and have a mental kung fu battle with Dee over petty things. WTB Delivery! Campaign promises FTL!


Dave Dave: (dave-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2007-08-13 16:52:30

Everyone Has Their Moments

I either wasn't present or I don't remember, but at least he tried. Good on ya, Dan.

In any case, I need to figure out a better format for 3 panel strips since the width is cramped since it's only 600 pixels across. Still, I like the delivery on this one. Good on ya, Dan.

James James: (james-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2007-08-13 17:29:51


I remember that.... everyone looked at him like he was crazy for asking for a warm guinness.... :P

Dan Dan: (dan-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2007-08-13 22:08:10

On Topics:

On Birthdays:
Dave, Dude!! You were totally at Outback that night. How could you not remember the warm Guinness? And we got Jaeger for Arturo which he wouldn't drink "If you're going to wear the shirt you have to drink the drink. You cant be Der Jaegermeister if you don't drink the Jaeger." . I don't remember the exchange that Mike mentioned (though I believe him), I do however remember standing outside the place after and saying to you "Dude! I totally should have hit on the waitress more." And I should have. She was cute.

On Paneling:
I figured that you would do it as three vertical wide panels. Alas, laziness will out.

On Guinness:
It's not that I like my Guinness WARM so much as I like it NOT ICE COLD. Room temp or slightly chilled is best for bringing out the flavor of the beer and gives it the best froth on top (Yes, I know that the proper term for the froth on top of a beer is head, but if I wrote "gives it the best head" everyone would stop reading and just laugh).

On Honesty:
I've never, in reality, gotten a date by making a girl cry. I do, however ALWAYS make self-deprecating jokes.

On Dopplegangers:
Dave credited the writing of the strip to "Dan Gallaghers" so apparently it was written by more than one of me.

Dave Dave: (dave-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2007-08-14 02:12:43

I'm Offended


Dude. No.

And yes. I should have caught that extra S.

BTW. Glad to see you actually posted. At length even. Give us more.

Mike Mike: (mike-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2007-08-14 10:17:02


Nobody in this group is lazy!

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