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Mike, Guitar Hero

Mike Mike: (mike-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2007-09-19 10:56:23


Why Guitar Hero/Rock Band > Real Guitar.

Any retard can pick it up and play, regardless of their anti-musical dumbass brain (mine!)

I don't have Iron Maiden sitting in my room playing the other instruments and singing for me.

Points!!!! Who doesn't wanna compete and talk shit.

It's easy enough to learn how to go fuck people up... why don't we do that instead of Halo? (XBL Tag: Dah Muffin Man... 6 days, bitches)

Yeah, real guitar wins the ladies... But us geeks like the girls that would have fun playing Guitar Hero, so no love lost for me... Last thing I want is some chica telling me to fuck myself cuz I carry around a plastic Guitar.

SPEAKING OF THAT. There was a Heroes party one day... everybody was dressed up as super heroes and shit. I didn't get to go, but i inspired a friend's costume... "Dude, just take your fucking little plastic guitar... you'll be a real hero"

Anyways... these music games were retarded, so I thought. Then I got convinced to try guitar hero. 2 hours later I'm ditching class with my roomie to go buy the first one. It was all over from there. I'm still not the best... the harder songs on expert for GH2 kick my ass still (FUCK Hangar 18, even though I love it). I still love that shit tho, in a horrible masochistic way... The guys have seen me after a 6 hour session keeling over... clutching my wrists... doing the Peter Griffin...
"ahhhhhhhhh..... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Hell yeah. The new set lists are awesome... so any fans are encouraged to hit me up for some 360 XBL Guitar action.

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