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Dee (David Yun) Dee (David Yun): (contact-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2008-05-02 05:18:46

This Is Not A Test

For the next couple of days, this station will apologize for the interruption to your regularly scheduled programming. Our art monkey has escaped. If you see David Vargas, please contact the proper Squishy authorities. He is quite harmless and utterly oblivious. You should be able to approach him undetected. We recommend the generous application of a solid whomp stick to incapacitate him until we can chain him back up to the drawing table. This has been an announcement of the Dire Broadcasting System.

Mike Mike: (mike-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2008-05-02 09:03:40

True story!

So many apologies for the lack of a real strip today. Yesterday around 4pm, Dave hands Joel and me about 52 FedEx air mail forms. We proceeded to fill out all the account info, return addresses, and mailing options. When we were on about 48 our boss' daughter walks over and says PRETTY much what Helen said. It was followed by Joel putting his face in his hands and laughing... along with me seriously yelling "LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT THEM!" while holding up the fucking things.

5pm rolls around and I had to head home due to some other plans... while Dave and Joel came back to finish that bullshit up. It's been an exhausting week, so yeah... art monkey was given some slack.

Also, a note to you Angelenos... FUCK the May Day parade. Joel was driving me home (since we carpool). Broadway was blocked off by it... thus it took us over an hour to drive a route that usually takes about 20 minutes. Stupid shit. Why the FUCK would they have a parade during rush hour fucking DOWNTOWN. Blah.

Anywho... on a brighter note... I got a fucking awesome call from my best friend last night.

Z: I have something to tell you.
M: Hold on, let me predict this. (I tell my prediction to my roomie and friend that were at my house)
Z: I'm engaged.
Z: And you gotta be my best man, son.
M: Fuckin' right!

Hell yeah. Big congrats there Dub Z!

New strip on Monday. It's worth the wait.

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