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In My Defense, I'm Drunk

Dave Dave: (dave-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2008-07-23 01:39:03

I Invoke The Drunk Defense

She got me (and herself) drunk, so we really can't be blamed, right? And when you're already dug in, you may as well make the most of it, right? Right? ... Man, I feel like such an asshole.

Funny how when someone writes a fiction involving your likeness, any action taken by that character can make you personally feel responsible for said character's actions. In any case, Dan has a story planned out. We're gonna have to wait and see what other acts of douche-baggery Squishy Dave will commit, plastered, "en HD", fully sober, or otherwise.

It has been brought to my attention that Squishy Dave's not dating Bianca, therefore he's technically done nothing wrong other than not take Bianca's feelings into consideration which, being as oblivious as Squishy Dave is, he probably wouldn't think of anyway. Regardless, this is still pretty bad.

It has also been brought to my attention that Helen's due a good evisceration because of this. We'll have to wait and see what happens.

Anyway, enjoy the strip.

Mike Mike: (mike-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2008-07-23 11:06:08

For the Record

Dave never dormed... thus... this kinda stuff didn't happen. Thus he's not numb to it... thus... the above post.

I will say... after the initial drunk hookup (if you don't pass out) the drunk defense fails if you go for round 2.

Helen's toast... and that's all there is to it. Like I mentioned in that thread... women just ain't rational with that shit (neither are we most of the time). Dead dead dead.

Lastly... Joel and I have been saying for years that Dave is a dick. Noooooooooooooobody ever believes us. But they're all wrong. Given the opportunity... this shit would happen IRL.


Arturo Arturo: (arturo-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2008-07-23 15:10:29

Motion Denied

As was stated by the prosecution, "taking 2nds" invalidates the drunk defense. Initial urges are sated, blood alcohol levels are lowered and there's been a little quiet time to reflect. Dave is oblivious, so he may be ICly unaware of the ramifications of actions.

I also strike down the prosecuting counsel's request for 15 smoke breaks at 20-minutes a pop. You're only getting 9 at 15, make them count.

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