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Mike Mike: (mike-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2009-12-05 15:12:35

Serious <3 to my Live people

DudeBrAh420MMAStoner69: "Yeah, fuck you Muffin Man. I fucked your mother last night right after I finished pwning some other noobs like you, bitch."

Me: "Damn, no wonder she was walking around today like there was no joy left in the world. I haven't seen a look of disappointment and unfulfillable on her face since... well... never, really."

Homeboy didn't leave the room, but I got 3 friend requests from dudes lol'ing, and dude didn't say a WORD after that.

Seriously, if you play games on the intrawebs you need to learn to love everything that happens. If somebody calls you gay... flirt with them. If somebody says you suck at Call of Duty, tell them that their 15:1 ratio is pathetic, since Yojimbo would never lose to a peasant.

And my personal favorite, which I've explained before (I think)... if people say "get out of America, Jew" and then claim to be German... educate them... about how Ben Franklin seemed to consider ze Germans a worse plague than the Irish during colonial times.

Mike Mike: (mike-deleteme[at]-deleteme-squishycomics [dot] com) 2009-12-05 15:19:22

Oh, and Dave

I did my presentation on immigration on Monday. I don't remember the events leading to it, but I completely drifted DURING the presentation and started thinking of deep friend quesadillas. It was fun to explain.

Also, I prestiged yesterday... and you're all losers for being so much further ahead of me.

Note: The above is not meant to be offensive as much as it is to provoke a response... since talking to myself is... simply put... stoopid.

Double Note: By putting the first note I gave away my plan which may cause it to be less effective... however, in the interest of not harboring malcontent for longer than the time it takes to read a sentence, it had to happen.

Now it's off to Zankou, bitches.

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